FK Fanboys React to the News

Fanboys and well-wishers of Ian Bernard are upset. Not because they’ve realized they’ve been carrying water for nearly a decade for some amoral freak who is a few sentences off from a walking NAMBLA pamphlet. No they’re upset that SFK shares screenshots of their idiotic conversations. Like this one where the Stone Farm proprietress encourages an internet tough guy to gather information on SFK admins so she can “talk to us”.


Either Dante is a simpleton or is really eager to impress Katie. Nothing is blocked because we’re a public group, genius. Unlike you clowns we’ve got nothing to hide.


Hunt the locals. This is the flavor of nutty coat-tail rider that Free Keene attracts.

As for Katie’s sob story: here is SFK’s response.


Super l33t doxxing skillz, Zer0 Cool! That’s some righteous haxxing compiling a list of administrators on a public forum.

I suggest you take the offered advice of refraining from speaking. Dork.


I can think of about a half dozen people in your groups who hate Free Keene’s guts and thinks it should die in a house fire. But I think the more important question is why this dumb kid thinks she’s in any position to label us “psychos” given the company she keeps?

More to come as the FK septic tank continues to overflown!

Free Keene Raided by Feds; Child Porn Cited as Reason

Federal officials as well as local and state law enforcement raided the home of Ian Bernard today. News sources say the nature of the raid was to search for materials related to the sexual exploitation of children. Bernard is no stranger to accusations of pedophilia as he has repeatedly stated his belief that children can and should be able to consent to sexual activity with adults.


Bernard and his cohorts made these opinions known when Free State Project member and noted local buffoon Kyle Tasker was arrested for drug trafficking and attempting to lure a 14 year old into a sexual encounter. Ian was quick to jump to Tasker’s defense and brought up his sexual assault as an 11-year-old while Rich “Dr. Zeus” Paul made his dalliance with an older women at 13 as something to be proud of. An ill-conceived act which promptly got his sorry ass ejected from the Free State Project and banned from attending any FSP-hosted events including PorcFest. Apparently two pedophilia enthusiasts in their organization is too much.

So, Commandant. How does it feel to have it all come crumbling down around you?

Man, it’s good to be back.

Ian Bernard’s Smear Campaign Shows FK’s True Colors

Free Keene’s latest blog post about Jennifer Schmidt, wife of Boston Strong, doesn’t tell the real story. In fact, there wouldn’t even be a story had Ian not taken a personal matter and made it public knowledge while attempting to silence two of his most vocal critics. Unfortunately, Ian’s misplaced faith in his own intellect has once again been his undoing. The vindictive shit couldn’t have been anymore transparent in his efforts to seek petty vengeance.

On Dec. 8 of 2014, Ian posted a blog about the Schmidt’s ongoing dispute with Anne Tallon, legal guardian of a child who has bullied their daughter. Tallon petitioned for a order of protection against Jennifer predicated on a series of events where the boy alleges Jennifer intimidated and/or threatened him with death. While the court docket is public knowledge it’s no small leap of logic to presume Ian went hunting for some mud to sling at the Schmidts. Especially when the crux of his blog post and the subsequent smear campaign was one of the many wild and unsubstantiated allegations made by Tallon’s child: that Jenn approached him with a knife and threatened to kill him. Tallon herself noted the fallacious nature of his post:

Portions are redacted to protect the identity of minors.

Purposefully misrepresenting the nature of the dispute and exploitng an emotionally-disturbed child was just the beginning. Ian posted the phone number of Jenn’s business which lead to her receiving harassing calls from FK fanboys and other pieces of human wreckage with one intellectual titan mockingly ordering a bouquet with the message “Do what I say or I’ll cut you, you little shit”. Ian also approached Tallon at her home seeking comments for the blog he was about to publish. As noted in her affidavit above, Tallon was not thrilled that Ian was attempting to exploit her and her child in his terror campaign against the Schmidts.

ianarticle2 Odd behavior for someone who despises “busybodys”.

On Dec. 9 Ian contacts WMUR about the story. Both Schmidt and the Tallon decline to comment. Tallon notes this in her affidavit and that the Dec. 9 segment included images of her neighborhood and her ward’s school. The segment has a negative impact on the child as he starts receiving questions and blame for the incident at the school from other students. The school is later forced to issue a letter to parent’s assuring them that their students are safe from the media circus.

Renee, Queen Shit of Turd Island, is seen here doing her part to spread her King’s misinformation.

renee1 Due to Ian’s meddling, the plaintiff motioned to amend her petition on Dec. 24 to include Ian’s malevolent behavior as evidence of endangerment .

amendmenttalloIan took it a step further. On Dec. 11, Dave “Creepy” Crawford and Rich “Soap-Dodger” Paul approached the Schmidt’s home after Boston beeped his horn as he passed the Keene Activist Center. Paul reportedly blocked Boston from exiting his vehicle and asked him “How is your psycho wife doing?”. Crawford stood on the sidelines and recorded the interaction while muttering to himself. He was later caught video recording the Schmidt’s home from his van which resembles something driven by the villain of an after school special.

Ian reports a differing account of the incident on Dec. 12 where he misconstrued Boston’s statement as an endorsement of terrorizing children and not a promise to make Free Keene as miserable as they make this city. Boston is later taken to court for his drive-by criticism by bogus Navy SEAL and Free Keene sycophant Matthew Philips aka “JP Centurion” presumably at the encouragement of Bernard. Boston is ordered to limit his critique to daylight hours as long Philips lives on Leverett St. Philips quickly disappears from Leverett St shortly after his much touted SEAL experience is proven to be complete bullshit.

Bernard further escalates his terror campaign on Dec 12. when he publishes a press release with his skewed version of events including links to Boston’s employer’s website. As the past has shown, this was likely done to recruit a harassment brigade to blast them with antagonistic phone calls. In telling show of arrogance he claim to have “broke the story” on Free Keene.

In summation: Ian Bernard turned a personal matter between two adults into a public spectacle to humiliate and silence his critics. He violated their privacy and jeopardized the safety of their children and encouraged his associates and admirers to harass and intimidate the Schmidts. He peddled misquotations to spread innuendo and vicious rumors about people who had the audacity to wound his ego. He published the Schmidt’s home and business contact information knowing that it could lead to harassment and intimidation. He allowed chalk-wielding simpletons like Rich Paul, Manic Kitt, and/or Garret Ean to draw disgusting caricatures of Jenn in Central Square without censure.

961714_10155321640925573_1084232633_n 11080146_10155321641065573_91349792_nIan Bernard is a pathetic narcissistic whose only grand achievement thus far is turning an entire city against him. His actions and those of his trained apes not only stand as testament to Free Keene’s lack of integrity but also the lengths both will go to silence critics. A popular phrase among the milieu of dumbass slogans FK uses is “good ideas don’t require force”. Ian and FK obviously have no faith in this sentiment as they believe the goals of liberty must be met with intimidation and smear campaigns.

Does the liberty community condone this behavior? Will his peers ever hold him accountable for this behavior? Are headlines garnered by terrible people doing terrible things more important to the liberty movement than actually living up to their alleged belief in non-agression?

Has David “Creepy” Crawford Been Ousted?

creepycrawford1Dave Crawford has evidently crossed a line with someone in the Free Stooges. As seen above, Rich Paul cites Crawford’s persistent harassment of women (an ironic charge coming from a dimwitted buffoon like Paul who is known for scribbling school yard musings directed women all over downtown sidewalks). Graham Colson – another Robin Hood vet and MENSA candidate – is quoted as saying “He says some ridiculously stupid shit on Facebook.” which is an assumed reference to Crawford’s incoherent style of keyboard combat and willingness to go for the low blow.

It’s convenient this concern for Crawford’s behavior comes in the wake of Crawford threatening a man with a hammer in parking of lot of the Winchester St. McDonald’s. David claims this was done in self-defense but refuses to release his video recording of the incident. A duplicitous act that isn’t lost on his fellow liberty community members.


creepycrawford2Behavior like this is why he earned the nickname “Creepy”

David Crawford is just one more member/associate of Free Keene with violent tendencies and a streak of hypocrisy that spans city blocks. Much like Graham Colson, Crawford’s role as a useful idiot proves more of a detriment than an asset. Why is the larger liberty community only providing a continued silence on this trend? Are they afraid that holding one shitbag accountable might bring down the house of cards? Do they lack the ability to police their own? Or is the prevalence of scumbags and creeps in the movement something they’re willing to gloss over for the sake of inflated membership counts in media wank pieces?

Update 03-15-2015 : The Flowvella site containing more screenshots of Crawford’s creepy behavior has been located. This content is extremely disturbing and should serve as a warning to the kind of person Ian Bernard attracts.

SFK Fan Mail v. II – Arm Chair Lawyer Edition


Hi! I’m Ian Statesman, the new head blogger here at SFK! I’m just as much a self-important windbag as that other Ian except that I tell the truth and don’t intentionally attempt to hurt my fellow citizens and neighbors with lies and innuendo when they disagree with me! I also prefer women who are my age and don’t believe that I can turn my compound/crack den/home into a church to be a bigger drain on society! I hope you enjoy my writing and my abuse of exclamation points!!!

I’d figure I’d begin my tenure responding to some viewer e-mails. Unlike our chum(p)s over at Free Keene, SFK isn’t interested in controversy or arguing with simpletons over the minutiae of some loopy political platform that makes as much sense as Kenny G joining Slayer. We have a stringent commentary policy that we’ve tried to make as simple as possible to understand. If you want to argue, call names, or make some dopey comment about how much smarter you are for being part of a cult then you can go do it at the umpteen thousand forums that welcome crackpots and cranks with open arms. Some people, however, cannot grasp this basic concept of “GO AWAY” and attempt to comment anyways.

Here is the latest crop of anonymous morons who couldn’t take a hint if someone slapped them with it. Some of these are edited for length because FK dorks are nothing if not long-winded and didactic (Hi Garret!). Text from the comments will be in italics with responses in to follow. For the sake of transparency, screen shots will also be available to those who ask for them.

From: Q / IP
In Response to ‘FK Coat-Tail Rider Welcomes Sex Offender into the Cop Block Fold”

And 80% of your great great great great great great grandmothers were 15 year old females. You wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for 15 year olds, old enough to be tried as an adult for murder, getting sex.

People back then also thought slavery and child labor were a great idea. Should we bring those back, too? A lot of stupid ideas have a historical precedent. It doesn’t mean they’re somehow immune from being criticized as barbaric and harmful. Treating young teenage girls like property and forcing them into arranged marriages with men almost three times their age is one of those ideas that we threw out with bleeding ill people to “balance the humours”.

There are no allegations of forcible rape in this case. There are many countries in the West such as Spain where such relationships are legal. It is only your statism that makes you call this an “assault”.

The scumbag lied about his age to have sex with a minor. That is by-the-book statutory rape. Are you an idiot in life or do you just play one on the Internet?

The irony of an anti-statist holding up state-enforced laws as evidence. It’s delicious. It’s actually my acute sense of basic ethics and common sense that call this an assault. What do you call it? Probably “a voluntary exchange on the free market” or some other weak jargon-drenched defense for being a mincing pervert.

Doug Hutchison, a TV and Movie actor from “The Green Mile” and “Lost” married a 16 year old. Rapper R. Kelly married the late R & B diva Aaliyah when she was 15. Drew Barrymore married at 16. Singer Ted Nugent became the legal guardian of his 17 year old fiance in 1978. Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant at 16 to her 19 year old boyfriend.

R. Kelly also went to trial for video recording himself having sex with and then urinating on a 13-year-old girl. Citing the poor life choices of D list celebrities and wash-ups isn’t a strong argument for your case. It’s doubtful that most college professors would accept People magazine, TMZ, and your dubious taste as a reliable source.

You really don’t have much of a case to be labeling him as a violent sex offender. What other charges have you got? possession of a plant?

Keene is world famous because of the liberty movement. Your hate group will not succeed.

Muh weed! Keene is infamous because of the “liberty” movement and the glorified rodeo clowns it attracts. I’d say our “hate group” (lol) is succeeding at doing it’s job since it convinced some stoned pervert to tap out a half-cocked defense for sexually assaulting children. Sometimes you guys make it too easy to expose FK as the unflushed toilet that it truly is.

Joe IP
In Response to ‘FK Coat-Tail Rider Welcomes Sex Offender into the Cop Block Fold”

Your clearly very ignorant of how the system works.

This is gonna be good.

To start psychopaths find law enforcement very attractive which is problem #1, but it gets worse from there. Everything is set against the accused. The officers target the weak, the prosecutors do everything they can to gain a conviction for political reasons, and the judges are generally complacent.

Correction. Problem #1 is your belief that any one gives a rat’s ass about your loopy conspiracies about law enforcement. What did the monsters do to you? Take your bong? Tell you can’t drive your car with a broken tail light? Or was it one of those terrifying boogeymen known as Parking Enforcement?

What follows is about two paragraphs worth of statistics and assorted boring bullshit that proves Joe believes I give a rat’s ass. We then come to the following gems.

While I’ve got no doubt there are lots of psychopaths out there the law doesn’t give two bits about them or we wouldn’t be in a totalitarian police state as we are today- “papers please”?


A sex crime can include anything from pissing in a garbage can at 2AM, bestiality, and child porn to violent rape. A significant majority of those arrested aren’t violent though and have never hurt another individual. Everybody pleads guilty when the choice is between a few years in jail, or face the death penalty.

Three out of four of your examples involve violating or abusing another being which makes the offender violent by the nature of their actions. Is the best “victimless crime” sex offense you can come up with is urinating in a garbage can at two in the morning? I’m sure those caught doing such a thing don’t get the death penalty or even jail time. Or is that kind of application of common sense too inconvenient for your “police state” narrative?

I’d rather welcome the supposed “sex offenders” than not. Most are not violent as we’re led to believe. In most cases the worst thing thats happened is they’ve violated some arbitrary “moral” code. At least this persecuted minority might have an appreciation for how unjust the system is and get that it needs changing- and have a reason to fight it-because those on these lists are victimized more so than the victims of the supposed “crimes”.

Translation: I’m a giant victim-blaming asshole and rape apologist. Please disregard everything I say as the rantings of a moron who never grew out of his “edgy teenager” phase.

Dear FK fans: Please send more comments because I am lazy blogger and would rather have you illustrate how much of a pack of ignorant cretins you are. KTHNX BAI!

Did Free Talk Live Defend Brad Spangler?

Update 01-27-15:

According to the woman featured below Mark Edge is currently “investigating her complaint”. As of this writing Edge or any other representative of Free Talk Live has not publicly respond to her allegations.

Brad Spangler is now in a psychiatric care unit.


Spangler’s daughter has come forward with a statement confirming his confession as true and included a plea for increased awareness of sexual assault and it’s consequences. Unsurprisingly, the misogynistic crackpots from the armpit of the liberty community were not pleased.


Brad Spangler is a libertarian theorist and commentator (though the libertarian community are trying their hardest to disavow ever having knowledge or respect for the monster) who recently admitted to molesting his daughter and presumably viewing child pornography. Brad is on the run after claiming he was going to turn himself in to the police for his heinous crime. His Facebook profile is now littered with comments for him to make good on his claim or kill himself.

To make things more sordid, one of Spangler’s intended victims has come forward with her account of her brief interaction with the deviant which ended after he made passes at her. In her video, she made an aside to Free Talk Live in which she admonishes them for taking Spangler’s side and exposing her name and other details to FTL’s cretinous audience after Brad did not take her rejection well. She was 15 at the time.

Below are some screen shots taken from a 12/03/2013 posting on Brad’s Facebook about age of consent laws. Note FTL’s Mark Edge giving approval to the exposed pedophile’s missive about sex with children. Interestingly, Spangler’s opinions mirror that of Ian Bernard’s as captured in a FTL broadcast from 2010 in which Mark made pains to excuse Ian’s hideous opinion.

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