FK Fanboys React to the News

Fanboys and well-wishers of Ian Bernard are upset. Not because they’ve realized they’ve been carrying water for nearly a decade for some amoral freak who is a few sentences off from a walking NAMBLA pamphlet. No they’re upset that SFK shares screenshots of their idiotic conversations. Like this one where the Stone Farm proprietress encourages an internet tough guy to gather information on SFK admins so she can “talk to us”.


Either Dante is a simpleton or is really eager to impress Katie. Nothing is blocked because we’re a public group, genius. Unlike you clowns we’ve got nothing to hide.


Hunt the locals. This is the flavor of nutty coat-tail rider that Free Keene attracts.

As for Katie’s sob story: here is SFK’s response.


Super l33t doxxing skillz, Zer0 Cool! That’s some righteous haxxing compiling a list of administrators on a public forum.

I suggest you take the offered advice of refraining from speaking. Dork.


I can think of about a half dozen people in your groups who hate Free Keene’s guts and thinks it should die in a house fire. But I think the more important question is why this dumb kid thinks she’s in any position to label us “psychos” given the company she keeps?

More to come as the FK septic tank continues to overflown!

Free Keene Fruitcake II: Lawsuit Bugaloo!

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Protips for our favorite bald munchkin:

Being a SUPAH-SMAHT legal beagle should lead you to thinking twice about hurling accusations of criminal acts in a public forum. Especially when the evidence for said acts come from the same place your head currently resides.

Speaking of lawsuits: enough with the bravado about filing federal cases. You don’t scare us and neither does your hilariously ironic threat to use the state against us. Please, call in your buddies in the CIA or whatever branch of the federal government you’re claiming to work with/for this week. We’d love to have a chat with them about Ian Bernard and his friends.

No one forged your certificate, punchy. One of your ex’s sent it to us after she got tired of watching your deadbeat ass constantly lie about who you are and what you do. The only bully and “google nut” here is the bald douche bag with multiple identities and a phony accent to accompany the multiple fraud charges under his belt.

This is the kind of trash FK and friends bring to Keene: dishonest, arrogant, and destructive. Phillips is just one person in a long line of guttersnipes who’ve done little but make life miserable for the people of Keene under the auspices of “liberty” and protecting us from the bogeyman only a dipshit with a hyperactive imagination and a Youtube account would find frightening. Someone should send Ian Bernard a trophy or some sort of award congratulating him for breaking the world record for “Most Emotionally, Intellectually, and/or Physically Impotent Members in a Political Movement”.

Ian Bernard’s Smear Campaign Shows FK’s True Colors

Free Keene’s latest blog post about Jennifer Schmidt, wife of Boston Strong, doesn’t tell the real story. In fact, there wouldn’t even be a story had Ian not taken a personal matter and made it public knowledge while attempting to silence two of his most vocal critics. Unfortunately, Ian’s misplaced faith in his own intellect has once again been his undoing. The vindictive shit couldn’t have been anymore transparent in his efforts to seek petty vengeance.

On Dec. 8 of 2014, Ian posted a blog about the Schmidt’s ongoing dispute with Anne Tallon, legal guardian of a child who has bullied their daughter. Tallon petitioned for a order of protection against Jennifer predicated on a series of events where the boy alleges Jennifer intimidated and/or threatened him with death. While the court docket is public knowledge it’s no small leap of logic to presume Ian went hunting for some mud to sling at the Schmidts. Especially when the crux of his blog post and the subsequent smear campaign was one of the many wild and unsubstantiated allegations made by Tallon’s child: that Jenn approached him with a knife and threatened to kill him. Tallon herself noted the fallacious nature of his post:

Portions are redacted to protect the identity of minors.

Purposefully misrepresenting the nature of the dispute and exploitng an emotionally-disturbed child was just the beginning. Ian posted the phone number of Jenn’s business which lead to her receiving harassing calls from FK fanboys and other pieces of human wreckage with one intellectual titan mockingly ordering a bouquet with the message “Do what I say or I’ll cut you, you little shit”. Ian also approached Tallon at her home seeking comments for the blog he was about to publish. As noted in her affidavit above, Tallon was not thrilled that Ian was attempting to exploit her and her child in his terror campaign against the Schmidts.

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On Dec. 9 Ian contacts WMUR about the story. Both Schmidt and the Tallon decline to comment. Tallon notes this in her affidavit and that the Dec. 9 segment included images of her neighborhood and her ward’s school. The segment has a negative impact on the child as he starts receiving questions and blame for the incident at the school from other students. The school is later forced to issue a letter to parent’s assuring them that their students are safe from the media circus.

Renee, Queen Shit of Turd Island, is seen here doing her part to spread her King’s misinformation.

renee1 Due to Ian’s meddling, the plaintiff motioned to amend her petition on Dec. 24 to include Ian’s malevolent behavior as evidence of endangerment .

amendmenttalloIan took it a step further. On Dec. 11, Dave “Creepy” Crawford and Rich “Soap-Dodger” Paul approached the Schmidt’s home after Boston beeped his horn as he passed the Keene Activist Center. Paul reportedly blocked Boston from exiting his vehicle and asked him “How is your psycho wife doing?”. Crawford stood on the sidelines and recorded the interaction while muttering to himself. He was later caught video recording the Schmidt’s home from his van which resembles something driven by the villain of an after school special.

Ian reports a differing account of the incident on Dec. 12 where he misconstrued Boston’s statement as an endorsement of terrorizing children and not a promise to make Free Keene as miserable as they make this city. Boston is later taken to court for his drive-by criticism by bogus Navy SEAL and Free Keene sycophant Matthew Philips aka “JP Centurion” presumably at the encouragement of Bernard. Boston is ordered to limit his critique to daylight hours as long Philips lives on Leverett St. Philips quickly disappears from Leverett St shortly after his much touted SEAL experience is proven to be complete bullshit.

Bernard further escalates his terror campaign on Dec 12. when he publishes a press release with his skewed version of events including links to Boston’s employer’s website. As the past has shown, this was likely done to recruit a harassment brigade to blast them with antagonistic phone calls. In telling show of arrogance he claim to have “broke the story” on Free Keene.

In summation: Ian Bernard turned a personal matter between two adults into a public spectacle to humiliate and silence his critics. He violated their privacy and jeopardized the safety of their children and encouraged his associates and admirers to harass and intimidate the Schmidts. He peddled misquotations to spread innuendo and vicious rumors about people who had the audacity to wound his ego. He published the Schmidt’s home and business contact information knowing that it could lead to harassment and intimidation. He allowed chalk-wielding simpletons like Rich Paul, Manic Kitt, and/or Garret Ean to draw disgusting caricatures of Jenn in Central Square without censure.

961714_10155321640925573_1084232633_n 11080146_10155321641065573_91349792_nIan Bernard is a pathetic narcissistic whose only grand achievement thus far is turning an entire city against him. His actions and those of his trained apes not only stand as testament to Free Keene’s lack of integrity but also the lengths both will go to silence critics. A popular phrase among the milieu of dumbass slogans FK uses is “good ideas don’t require force”. Ian and FK obviously have no faith in this sentiment as they believe the goals of liberty must be met with intimidation and smear campaigns.

Does the liberty community condone this behavior? Will his peers ever hold him accountable for this behavior? Are headlines garnered by terrible people doing terrible things more important to the liberty movement than actually living up to their alleged belief in non-agression?

A Statistical Analysis of Free Talk Live’s Content

12/21/2014’s episode of Free Talk Live had the FK brain trust* trying to further the BS narrative of SFK being violent and overall big meanie-heads. The on-staff penis-scribbler and self-certified intellectual, Johnson Rice, claimed he did some “statistical analysis” that showed only 100 of SFK’s FB group members were not forcibly added by us. Since Johnson didn’t show his work (the word makes FK members feel icky) one can assume he pulled the calculations from the same place his head resides.

SFK decided to gather our bean counters and do some analysis of our own. We started by violating the Geneva Conventions by making a few members sit through months of FTL archive material to gather the data we needed. After paying their therapy bills – and parsing the numbers from the horrid screeds of minds deranged by 42 hours of Ian Bernard’s voice – we came up with the results below.

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*The brain-trust includes people who associate with FK and it’s related organizations and projects. Don’t sue us bro!

“Hack Shites Rising” Smear Alan Givetz; “It’s all About Money, PTSD”

The brain-trust at Black Sheep Rising spent the majority of their latest podcast belly-aching over the Colbert Report PR debacle. Among the expected accusations of “hack jobs” and misrepresentation, Conan Salada (who is also a veteran) and friends accused Alan Givetz – the former PEO featured in the Colbert segment – of lying about his experience as part of some elaborate and nonsensical blackmail plot involving the city and PTSD disability payments.

When asked for comment, Alan had this to say:

The salad[a] guy (whom I’ve never met) called me a “worthless piece of shit” and a “fucking pussy”. Real nice. FYI. In case anyone here is wondering. I’ve never filed a VA claim.

You can view the podcast here. Take notice of the continued referencing of Chris “He-man Woman-Hater” Cantwell’s half-baked satire as the “real” SFK in the show notes. This lack of integrity is not surprising (anyone who uses mental illness to discredit someone is a POS) but it is puzzling why Free Keene and it’s friends continue to validate the accusation of dishonesty leveled by critics and “haters”.

In the Wake of “Colbert” Fallout, FK Shows it’s True Colors

Bernard/Freeman turned the FK spin machine up to 11 today by linking Christopher “the Enforcer” Cantwell’s phony SFK site and implying it was this one. SFK member Josh Erickson made the mistake of calling Ian out on his dishonesty and received insults, sexually demeaning comments about his partner, and an invitation to a fist-fight by Cantwell for his efforts. The screenshots below do contain language referring to sexual assault and rape. Consider this your trigger warning if you are sensitive to such topics. Furthermore, SFK does not condone Erickson’s use of foul language but also understands his frustration with Bernard and FK’s constant reliance on lies of omission and misrepresentation to distort the truth.

There has always been a sizable part of the liberty community unhappy with FK’s representation of their philosophy. Its plain to see this contingent of critics increased in number after the Colbert segment skewered them for being self-righteous rebels without a clue. Ian addressed their concerns in typical fashion – downplay, deny, or distort – after the arch-misogynist Cantwell posted an image of a female SFK member with a sexually demeaning description that calls her a heroin addict. That Ian only addressed the heroin accusation and not the sexualized hate is telling of his character and more evidence of his blatant lack of respect for those who dare critique him.

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That was a small part of the multi-commment sexist tirade against the SFK member who obviously hit some sore spots. Namely Cantwell’s admitted substance abuse and misogynistic tendencies. Earlier in the thread Cantwell unleashed a stream of vileness at her demonstrating the depths of his sexualized anger towards women.

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Cantwell does indeed base his self-worth and income off of his Youtube/website traffic. A venture that has left him destitute, nearly homeless, and begging for donations and items from his Amazon wishlist which reads like Michael Vanderboegh’s shopping list. Here he waving his website traffic in front of Erickson and then making a not-so-subtle invitation to a violent confrontation.

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Stay tuned as these intellectual giants will surely spew more dishonesty and vitriol as the Free Keene edifice continues to burn.

Direct Action Alert: Boycott “101 Deals”!!!


FK members and their associates are parasites. They have spent nearly a decade bleeding the coffers of this city dry with their idiotic stunts and intentional clogging of our courts with asinine trials. Then these entitled children attempted to further dodge civic responsibility by establishing a BS church in order to give their freeloading a patina of legitimacy. As if denouncing “the state” as a parasitic entity while still using the goods and services it renders doesn’t make them sound as brilliant as a blackout.

Free Keene member and Robin Hood founder James Cleaveland quit his accounting gig and decided to gamble on a business venture. He opened a thrift shop/propaganda clearinghouse called “101 Deals” on Rt. 101 heading towards Marlborough selling tat and bilking people out of their pretend money with a Bitcoin ATM. James and his friends have spent the better part of a decade robbing the people of Keene and now expect us to freely open their wallets to buy the crap he’s selling?

Not a chance. Boycott 101 Deals. Boycott it for all the misery they have put this city through. Refuse them patronage for all the harassment and intimidation tactics they have inflicted upon our city employees. Deny them for all the terrible things Ian Bernard has a said and done to people just trying to earn an honest living. Turn your back on them for inviting a violent and disturbed individual like Christopher Cantwell into our community. Reject them for these horrible bigoted comments Derrick J Horton made about disabled people those who care for them and even a potshot at people of faith.
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Then stick it in his ableist craw by visiting More Than a Thrift Store on Marlboro St for your thrift fix! All proceeds from sales go to Southwestern Community Services whose New Hope New Horizon initiative assists those with developmental disabilities in achieving a full and enriching life.